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Monday, March 23, 2009

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Most women are just too high maintenance I guess.
Men are just happier people--
Yeah right!!! Life is just easier for them!!!

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5,000, Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thougtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes--one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th
in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.

9 comments:

Kathy said...

You are so accurate with your post! All those ideas fit the life of men to a T!

Scott and Amy said...

We men are just happy that after all you women do that you feel is so important we still have enouph money left over to pay the bills and be able to plan your for your spending durring retirement. :)

Scott and Amy said...

Hum??? I agree with my wonderful mother in law!!! hum scott start saving because i am planning on doing alot of spending!!ha ha ha good post mom.

Gooch Family said...

Very funny and so true! I love this one "You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look", that's always bugged me, same goes for swimsuit ha.

lindsee said...

I am going to have to post that. It was so true and so good!

Alisha said...

That was awesome! It's so true!Thanks for sharing!

The Wilkes said...

Tell Mindy congrats on the mission call. Yes Adam was in Russia...he was in the Samara mission, which was in the Volga region. It looks like she's going to be in the Siberian region...burrrr it makes me cold just thinking about it. She is more than welcome to call and talk to Adam. He was definitely a successful missionary and could probably give her some good pointers. 502.290.4776- our home #

Scott and Amy said...

I'm sending warm summer vibes your way!! I think today it is like 80 degrees it is so nice! just think in a couple of weeks after your done with school you get to come down and visit scott and i!! yeah.

Samantha Mendez said...

HAHAHA Carol this made my day! I'm going to sit Rob down and make him read it... then maybe he will cook me dinner or something. :]

But even though its obviously easier to be a man... I'd still take being a woman over being a man anyday.